The Night In Beijing

It was a late afternoon in Beijing, China. I was practicing my kung fu in the garage. My mother barged in my dojo to tell me to go get my sister from Taiwan because dinner was going to be ready when the sunset. I grabbed my gear, which consisted of nun-chucks, blow darts and throwing knives and hopped on my crotch rocket. The traffic was awful and if I were late to dinner then I would be a disgrace to the family. So, not only was I forced to ride on the sidewalk, but even the roofs of cars. The pier was about twenty miles from my house, and I was already half way there. I noticed the police were on my tail in their Toyota Priuses. Unfortunately for the police they didn't get the memo that over 5 million Priuses were recalled by Toyota. So after a sharp turn their pedals got stuck in the floor mats and I lost them.
I arrived at the pier seconds late of take off so I found a ramp nearby and jumped it onto the deck of the ferry. While on the ferry I relaxed myself because I knew that I was going to be doing some intense activity when I arrived in Taiwan. Fortunately for me, my sister was waiting by the dock for the ferry. The only problem was that Taiwanese gang members were harassing her. I pulled out my blow darts and shot one into the closest member. When he hit the ground the other members looked for who knocked out there friend and saw me charging toward them while spinning my nun-chucks. I took out all of them besides the one who appeared to be the leader. The ferry just signaled that it was about to leave with as loud horn. While looking for the boat I grabbed my sister and sprinted. We made it onto the boat but so did the Taiwanese gang member. He ran after us so I took off with my sister around the corner of the wall. I smashed the side of my head against the corner of the wall and fainted.
I woke up staring at the ceiling of my bedroom. Quickly I jumped out of my bed and looked outside, it was past sunset. I ran downstairs to find my parents and most importantly my sister. Fortunately they were all finishing dinner. I sat down with my family for a nice mac and cheese dinner while my sister told the story of what happened after I passed out. Apparently my sister kicked the Taiwanese’s gang members butt and she carried me into a taxi that drove us home. We were on time for dinner and my parents were very proud of my heroic efforts. Unfortunately for me, my parents pride did not heal the gash in my forehead that ended up becoming a scar.